I was an intern at Pixar since I was a baby. We were
working on a movie that had toys or something like that but hey I wasn’t the creator.
Then one day an emo wearing a shadow the hedgehog costume busted in our storyboard
room and shouted: DIS MOVIE NEEDS MOAR EDGE!!!!!!He then exploded in blood and
made the film more edgy. 666 hours later we finally made a scary version of toy
story. It started with the usual Pixar logo, but the lamp was a knife covered
in blood and was so hyperelastic. Then
movie then showed a creepy puppet version of woody and he had hyperelastic eyes
and was staring at the camera and had an evil grin. It was late at night and
showed Andy in bed asleep. Woody then came walking on top of the bed and kicked
Andy right in the balls. Andy then unleased a menacing scream and caused us to
become deaf for 5 seconds. Then woody pulled out a hyperelastic knife with hypeunrelastic
blood on it. Woody then whisper to Andy. “This isn’t dying. This is dying with
style!” it then showed a cut scene of a video of woody stabbing Andy. It looked
like it was drawn by a 7 year old on meth and had really crappy quality to it,
and had the hypercam message next to it as well as the fraps logo above and a
yellow circle near the cursor and a text on windows notepad saying “pls rat and
subcrobe” and then cut to black. Then it showed then next scene of buzz walking
down an alleyway. It was all black and white and had really bad quality to it
and had sound of a creepy piano playing. Then a voice was heard in the distance
saying “someone’s poisoned the watering hole.” Then woody appeared and chased
after buzz with a hyperelastic chainsaw. Then shouted “BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!””WHERE?”
woody hacked off buzz’s plastic head and then shouted “YOU ARE A DEAD
TOYYYYYYY!!!!!” It then when to black where we so a picture of a dead child on
a road of a spilt second then a skeleton appeared and farted in our faces. It then
showed a bathroom with woody coming out form the toilet and came towards the camera
and showed “GOD IS DEAD, AND A TOY!” woody then jumped out of the camera and
killed me. I’m now a ghost typing this just as a fair warning do not ever find
this tape or you might just be his latest victim. Woody also grew claws now THE
CLAWWWWWW!!!!!!.
THIS IS 100%REAL I SWEAR! WOODY IS OUT THERE WAITING!!!!